That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Houston, we have a squirter
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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