so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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