His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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