i was born a porn star she said
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
