I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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