I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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