He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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