ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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