I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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