Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
whose parrot is this?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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