Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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