We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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