So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Drake has all the answers
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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