Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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