I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
