dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
wow bdsm is so cute
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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