I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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