Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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