Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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