If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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