White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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