we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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