You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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