You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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