just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
there is glitter all over my balls
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