**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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