The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Alive.
So much puke
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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