We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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