Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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