i don't like sucking hair
Porn is love you can see.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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