What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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