what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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