we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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