I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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