Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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