your parents love me but you hate me
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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