Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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