first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
