Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
