I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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