I just threw up on my dentist
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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