You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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