Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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