I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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