Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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