How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
