i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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