how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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