What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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