How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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