Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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