it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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