I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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