Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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