Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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