There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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